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Balls Part I

Sasha Sobolevsky

Ever since I read Fifty Shades of Grey I was curious about Ben Wa Balls. Slightly embarrassed to admit I didn’t know what they were before, but so it goes. I did some online research, and some people lived by them, and others didn’t feel much of anything. I needed to try them for myself.

Fetish Fantasy Ben Wa Balls (mine are gold colored)

Fetish Fantasy Ben Wa Balls (mine are gold colored)

I went online and ordered these puppies from Babeland. I was so so excited when they arrived; tore the box open, washed them up, took a deep breath of excitement, and popped them in.


I couldn’t feel anything. I walked around. Still nothing. Texted Rucifer. He told me to do jumping jacks. One fell out, but nothing else special happened. Sadness.

I went to Babeland a few days later and asked what I should do. They informed me that the ones I had purchased were for kegel exercises, not sexual pleasure. Makes sense. I did feel a tiny bit like I had to hold them in. They told me that for a fun sensation, I should try the ones that rattle around, like these.

So, they are in the mail, and I will post an update when I try those out. Moral of the story: be sure to manage your expectations when reading fictional sex books!